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[adoube]

Don't make light when I'm warning you against being eaten.

[adlantisag]

I am not a tuna fish.

I am a shark.

this would be so much more efficient, except -

[adoube]

'Shark'?

[adlantisag]

The greatest predator in the ocean. It preys even upon men.

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmm... do 'sharks' pet hair?

[adlantisag]

It is inadvisable.

[adoube]

Then you cannot be a 'shark', if my hair will no longer be petted.

[adlantisag]

Perhaps I am an exceptional shark.

[adoube]

This is a t e r r i b l e negotiation, if I am not winning it.

[adlantisag]

Do you 'lose' if I can be a shark and also pet your hair?

[adoube]

Why are you using quotes in that way?

It's very suspicious.

[adlantisag]

Well, why do you use s p a c e s like that?

It's very suspicious.

[ /maturity ]

[adoube]

It's not suspicious when - I - do it. It's 'adorable'.

[adlantisag]

Who told you that?

[adoube]

In what ways am I not 'adorable'?