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moe s... titches?

[adoube]

I met someone who would fish a n y fishy here. Any at all. That means you too!

I am being 'helpful'.

[adlantisag]

I see.

And I cannot have a name to go with this warning?

[adoube]

Are you going to drag him underwater and drown him with your great fins?

[adlantisag]

That depends. How big is he?

[adoube]

Mmmmmm... a good size for grabbing and dragging around??

[adlantisag]

For you to drag around?

That's not big at all.

[adoube]

He looks big!!!

I am just v e r y strong.

[adlantisag]

Of c o u r s e you are.

[ This is like with the fish thing. Careful, she's learning. ]

[adoube]

Don't make light when I'm warning you against being eaten.

[adlantisag]

I am not a tuna fish.

I am a shark.

this would be so much more efficient, except -

[adoube]

'Shark'?

[adlantisag]

The greatest predator in the ocean. It preys even upon men.

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmm... do 'sharks' pet hair?

[adlantisag]

It is inadvisable.

[adoube]

Then you cannot be a 'shark', if my hair will no longer be petted.

[adlantisag]

Perhaps I am an exceptional shark.

[adoube]

This is a t e r r i b l e negotiation, if I am not winning it.

[adlantisag]

Do you 'lose' if I can be a shark and also pet your hair?

[adoube]

Why are you using quotes in that way?

It's very suspicious.

[adlantisag]

Well, why do you use s p a c e s like that?

It's very suspicious.

[ /maturity ]

[adoube]

It's not suspicious when - I - do it. It's 'adorable'.

[adlantisag]

Who told you that?

[adoube]

In what ways am I not 'adorable'?